Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the

| Car and train jokes

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says "alright John, how you getting on today?"

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from

| Gorilla jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

| Burger jokes

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

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Do you send e-mails on your home

| E-mail jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an

| Religious jokes

The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t

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Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.