Teacher: "Who built the first American
| Car and train jokes
Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."
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What did the wife say to the
| Horse jokes
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!
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Q: How can you tell if it
| Political jokes
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
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Why are mosquitos religious ?
| Insect jokes
Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
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What do you call the Scottish dentist
| Dentist jokes
What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !
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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he’d quit — seems they’d matched him up with his wife.