Q: How can you tell if it

Golfer:

| Sport jokes

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."

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What do gnomes fear

| Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice

| Idiot and fool jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

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Room Service? Can you send up a

| Travel and tourist jokes

Room Service? Can you send up a towel? "Please wait, someone else is using it."

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What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?

| Pig jokes

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

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Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.