Why are mosquitos religious ?

Who Shot JR ?

| Book title jokes

Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

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A man was in court charged

| Car and train jokes

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

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My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"

| Women jokes

My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare

| Waiter jokes

Waiter! shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

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A blonde comes home from a

| Blonde jokes

A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator. "Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies. "Okay, where do you live?" "In a house you s

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Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !