A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
| Aviation jokes
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good an
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Two cannibals
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes! agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
| Religious jokes
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very ornate and he was swinging the incense pot which had smoke coming from it. A lady touched him on the shoulder and said, "Darling, I love your dress; but your purse is on fir
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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
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What does a baby computer call his
| Baby jokes
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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Teacher: “Who built the first American car?” Student: “Me Pilgrims.” Teacher: “The Pilgrims?” Student: “Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.”