A young
| Business jokes
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was streaming out of the cha
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Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
| Blonde jokes
Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!
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A man coughed violently, and his false
| Teeth jokes
A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, whi
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman’s distraught and yells, “WHAT’S THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT THAT I HAVEN’T!” The old man smiles and says, “Parkinson’s disease”