What do you get if you stuff your computer's
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine.
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A couple of young guys were fishing
| Fishing jokes
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a ha
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Camper: There's
| Food jokes
Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.
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Q: How many
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
| Frog jokes
Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
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Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.