Is there big money in the cattle business?
| Cow jokes
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
| Dirty jokes
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
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What old-time song is the burgers'
| Burger jokes
What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
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I got a call from a woman who
| Travel and tourist jokes
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly
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Father: Don't you feel better now
| Dentist jokes
Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.
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Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!