Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

My brother's one

| Brother and sister jokes

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter.

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Mary was having a tough day

| Mental health jokes

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly

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What do you have in December that you don't

| Christmas jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and

| Hair and bald jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his

| Men jokes

One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!