A man is driving along in the Irish
| Car and train jokes
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well,
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What do you call a nun with a
| Humor jokes
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Do you really believe your husband when he
| Fishing jokes
Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
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Why are vampire families so close?
| Vampire jokes
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she cuts the grass!”