Q: How can you tell when Clinton is
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
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Personally, I like
| Car and train jokes
Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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There was a little old lady from a
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that she had never before seen anything as big as the hotel or her
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St. Peter and Satan
| Sport jokes
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. "Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”