Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their

What do you call a girl with a frog in her

| Frog jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !

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Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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An idiot decided to start a chicken

| Idiot and fool jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

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your momma so stupid she got locked in a

| Yo momma jokes

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of

| Fishing jokes

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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Why didn’t the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.