The doctor comes to see his heart
| Accountant jokes
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart." The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?" "One was a teacher and the other was an accountant." "I'll take the accountant
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What's Dracula's car called?
| Vampire jokes
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
| Dirty jokes
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th
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Men are like coffee.
| Men jokes
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
| Farmer jokes
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do somethin
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Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !