Q: How many circus performers does it take to
| Humor jokes
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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Why are rabbits like calculators?
| Rabbit jokes
Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.
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Ever hear the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
| Police jokes
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, w
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Student: "Would it be possible to
| Computer jokes
Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."
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Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who’s been mugged.