Why did the vampire go crazy
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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What do you get if you
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
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Janet came home from school and asked
| Hair and bald jokes
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
| Marriage jokes
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
| Ethnic jokes
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.