Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken
| Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."
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On Fred's 17th
| Car and train jokes
On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap."
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Question: If a man speaks in the
| Men jokes
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. “It’s amazing,” he said to the other people, “that such a small fan could lift all these people!”