Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?

Once there was a millionaire, who collected

| Marriage jokes

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition

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Q.How many blonde's does it

| Blonde jokes

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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If you didn't get caught, did you

| Answer me this jokes

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

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Why did the updraft get pulled

| Weather jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over? -It was speeding in a high shear zone

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The Counselor was greeting the new

| Humor jokes

The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!

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Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.