Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in
| Hunting jokes
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but
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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest
| Parent jokes
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants
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Father Christmas: What's your
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees! Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little Figs'.
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Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing,
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight? - A: Claude
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A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he’d continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. ‘However did you find him?’ asked Father Skunk. ‘In-stinct,’ replied Out.