Policeman: Why didn't
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
| Snowman jokes
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ? I.C. !
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
| Ethnic jokes
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time
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A father is asked by his
| Children jokes
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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Two anthropologists fly
| Travel and tourist jokes
Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”