Question: If a man speaks in the

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with

| Cow jokes

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.

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Diner: May I please have a glass of

| Waiter jokes

Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,

| Bed jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.

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One behaviorist to another after

| Mental health jokes

One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"

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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,

| Aviation jokes

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?