What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with
| Cow jokes
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
| Waiter jokes
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
| Bed jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
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One behaviorist to another after
| Mental health jokes
One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"
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Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
| Aviation jokes
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?