What do cows wear when they're
| Cow jokes
What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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What did the hurricane say to
| Weather jokes
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
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A New York City yuppie moved to the
| Farmer jokes
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. "That's a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean b
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The frightened tourist: "Are
| Travel and tourist jokes
The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."
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Dan had been studying whales for over 20
| Biologist jokes
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 mil
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What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !