What do you get if you cross

What's worse

| Dentist jokes

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

What do you find in an elephants graveyard

| Elephant jokes

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two m

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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

| Lotto jokes

One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. "Where did y

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