What would you get if you crossed King Kong
| King Kong jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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Why was the cannibal expelled
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
| Cow jokes
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nobody loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: “That’s not true, Mary. Some people don’t even know you.”