What is a mouse's favorite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have
| Various animal jokes
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
| E-mail jokes
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
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Republicans always take the price tag off
| Political jokes
Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are seen.
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A grandmother was telling her
| Old age jokes
A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this i
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I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts.” Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response… click.