What does Frankenstein's monster call a
| Monster jokes
What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
| Easter jokes
How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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Sandy began a
| School jokes
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The
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Dad: Don't be
| Brother and sister jokes
Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!
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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
| Hunting jokes
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. 'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered. 'The rifle is not loaded. 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back. 'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie.” She says, “I know. I’m gonna get boobs too.”