What did the parrot say on Independence

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at

| Dog jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.

[ read more ]

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

[ read more ]

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?

| Dog jokes

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

[ read more ]

A snake

| Blind jokes

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should b

[ read more ]

What do you call a robbery in China ?

| Criminal jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

[ read more ]

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!