Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling

A priest and a nun are on their way

| Religious jokes

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the cir

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What should you know before you teach your

| Dog jokes

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally

| Sport jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.

| Music jokes

A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Customer: Why don't you have doggie

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.