a quadruple amputee is waiting at the

Q: Why do brunettes know so many

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

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A young man was walking into town one day when

| Police jokes

A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires; no horn; no head, tail or signal light

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Worried because

| Old age jokes

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?" A few minutes later, Timmy returned. "Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?" "She's fine

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Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !

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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply

| Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ? Paul gas coin !

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a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says “alright John, how you getting on today?”