Why did Davy Crockett always
| Birthday jokes
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
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How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's
| Sport jokes
How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?" "But he's eighty-five and
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Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
| Monster jokes
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !
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Helpline? I've just pushed a
| Computer jokes
Helpline? I've just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there's a lot of crackling.
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.