Q: Where do you find 60 million french
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
| Pig jokes
What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.
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Have you heard the story about the
| Food jokes
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
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Why are burglars such good tennis players
| Criminal jokes
Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
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A little Catholic
| Religious jokes
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents'
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Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”