A cop pulled up
| Ethnic jokes
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
| Computer jokes
A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked "Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest p
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Where did the witch get her
| Witch jokes
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
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Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
| Aviation jokes
Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel." Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!" Pilot: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
| Baby jokes
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.