Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
| Police jokes
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
| Burger jokes
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula? Sure, order a burger and a shake!
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Andy was away from school for 2 days because
| Children jokes
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
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How do you know when there is a snowman in
| Snowman jokes
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.