What was the name of Tom
| Fishing jokes
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
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Mother: What
| School jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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General Heath, a famous lover of
| Military jokes
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: "No military precision in drill..." "Why?" "Did you see those violin players? They were moving their bows not in cadence
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When does a bed grow longer?
| Bed jokes
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the
| Judge jokes
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.