A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
| Computer jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minute
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What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
| Birthday jokes
What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
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Patient: Doctor,
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!
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Two newfies walked into a pet
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfi
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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
| Letter jokes
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
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Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.