Q. How
| Men jokes
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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An Irish
| Car and train jokes
An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whi
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A farmer who's been involved
| Police jokes
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. "Yes, that's right,"
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My sister is so dim she thinks that
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
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An Irish priest loved to fly
| Fishing jokes
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !