How many cost accountants does it
| Accountant jokes
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
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Why do the hamburgers
| Burger jokes
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
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Q: What's the differents between
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. ‘God,’ he prayed, ‘I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. ‘God,’ he prayed again, ‘I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents’ bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet. ‘Okay, God,’ he said, getting down onto his knees again, ‘if you ever want to see your mother again…