What do you call a gigantic polar
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!
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Can you name two burgers
| Burger jokes
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
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Why did the pig go to the casino ?
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
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Q. What should you do if you see your
| Marriage jokes
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”