Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
| Men jokes
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An
| Accountant jokes
Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
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This guy
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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zook
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
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No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
| Aviation jokes
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed. Flights never leave from
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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning? Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !