A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
| Business jokes
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
| Rabbit jokes
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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A boy is about to go on his first
| Marriage jokes
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice crea
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Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.