An American businessman goes to Japan on a
| Ethnic jokes
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge
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A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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How can you spell too much with two
| Spelling jokes
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
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Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The
| Dog jokes
Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.
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Which dog looks like a cat?
| Dog jokes
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
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Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A. Because they’re all pigs.