A small two-seater Cessna
| Aviation jokes
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
| Cow jokes
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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BoyFriend: Why didn't you
| Birthday jokes
BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
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Why do people beat their clocks?
| Time jokes
Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time.
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
| Lawyer jokes
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. "The judge'll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We're dead!" "I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in
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First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !