A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
| Beauty jokes
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly aren't you?, I've never seen anyone so hideous as you before" "Young man" she replied. " I didn't come here to be insulted" "Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
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Where did the newlywed horses stay?
| Horse jokes
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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What does an octopus wear on a cold
| Various animal jokes
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? A coat of arms!
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
| School jokes
Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : “President Bush crosses the Potomac River”. The Washington Time : “Bush’s conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat”. Mother Jones : “Bush can’t swim”.