What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the

| Music jokes

Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.

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The strong young man at the construction site

| Humor jokes

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I

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An Irishman goes for a

| Business jokes

An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"

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An avid line dancing couple

| Dance jokes

An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That nig

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How are men like carpet

| Men jokes

How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.