Wife to
| Face jokes
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.
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Teacher: What happened to your
| School jokes
Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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What kind of clothes do lawyers
| Lawyer jokes
What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
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On his way out of
| Marriage jokes
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.” “You’re on, old man,” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you got.” The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, “All right. Get in.”