Q: What happened when the elephant sat on

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde

| Blonde jokes

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium ch

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Why are gold fish orange ?

| Fishing jokes

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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You know

| Dirty jokes

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

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There are only two four letter words that are

| Men jokes

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back

| Cowboy jokes

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow. "I walked up the trail to the door," Jo

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!