What do you call the ghost who is a
| Ghost jokes
What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
| School jokes
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
| Book title jokes
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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Why did the banana go out with the
| Banana jokes
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked. “I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo wrestler is so that I won’t have to work to get on the horse.” “But the squirrel?” asked the genie. “I need something to go ‘click-click’ to start the horse!!!”