What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.

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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay

| Business jokes

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no lon

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Doctor: Have you ever had this

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

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One day a lady was driving on the

| Old age jokes

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin

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Two young men were out in the woods on a

| Fishing jokes

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year

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What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !