Heard the one about the three blondes that
| Fishing jokes
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
| Dog jokes
What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!
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Where do ghost trains stop?
| Car and train jokes
Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.
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Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with
| Humor jokes
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
| Cow jokes
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.