I've been shopping for
| Birthday jokes
I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!
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If six children and two dogs were under
| Weather jokes
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
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Remember, an alcoholic & a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
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How do sheep in Mexico say
| Christmas jokes
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!
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Who was the world's greatest thief
| Criminal jokes
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
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Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won’t like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn’t like people taking the Mickey out of my name!