Person 1: It must be terrible for an
| Music jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
| Ant jokes
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
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How many Wake Forest
| College jokes
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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How do writers send e-mail?
| E-mail jokes
How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.
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Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.